An affliction

I have developed a strange affliction when I type. I will CApitalise THe second letter of ANy WOrd I capitalise. This means that I am holding down the shift key for longer that I need to. NOw I have decided there can only be two possible causes. I am typing faster as a benefit of my increased output (see below) or I have a serious problem of coordination which can only mean MS, MOtor NEron or MAd COw.

I have spent most of my poor male life as a singleton and have eaten far beyond my quota of McDOnald’s, I am thinking of bringing a class action with the rest of the ISle of DOgs in the EAst of LOndon. It really came about on the completion of the drive through at the MAnchester ROad roundabout.

If anyone else can offer an explanation for this new affliction I would be most greatfull. If however, your explanation involves citing and serious medical complaint I, being male, would rather not know. I’ll wait until my finger stays idol for 3 or 4 letters and then go to the DOCTor……

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2 Responses to An affliction

  1. Kali says:

    That is too funny. I never thought that someone else would mention this. i do that all the time and then I always have to go back and make corrections. BTW, sorry to hear about your car :(

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